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Life is too important to be taken seriously. Too clever is dumb.

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The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train.

Witty quotes funny life quotes. Give a man a match and hell be warm for a minute but set him on fire and hell be warm for the rest of his life. Smile it makes people wonder what you are thinking. Give a man a match and hell be warm for a minute but set him on fire and hell be warm for the rest of his life.

A large nose is the mark of a witty courteous affable generous and liberal man cyrano de bergerac. Doing nothing is hard you never know when youre done. Its harder if youre stupid.

Explore 152 witty quotes by authors including william shakespeare voltaire and francis bacon at brainyquote. Ernest hemingway be excellent and party on dudes. Jack handey life is hard.

It may not pass your way again. I love my attitude problem. My life has the tendency to fall apart when im awake you know.

John wayne i love sleep. Ogden nash. I hope life isnt a big joke because i dont get it.

Our collection of 28 cool funny quotes witty sayings pun which are short easy to remember but still hilarious. The real trouble with reality is that theres no background music. Oscar wilde.

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. The real trouble with reality is that theres no background music. Abraham lincoln we all pay for life with death so everything in between should be free.

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